Uncle Stephen, Uncle Stephen
I want to love the one I love
Uncle Stephen, Uncle Stephen
I want to love the one I love

[Jo Schornikow] : The botox babies & Hitler honies
all want to love and have it made
I ain't askin' for sweet relaxin'
a candelabra in the shade

[Morgan Heringer:] Cigarettes & cynicism
will only get you so very far
My eyes seek stasis but it keeps changin
in the back of the whiskey car

Organized dancing and social religion
all register to me
as categories of stupid devotion
which we sincerely need

[Ben Sadock:] I'm getting sick of anarchists
who want a table built for two
in all the downtown chicken shacks
set up too street-wise for bathrooms

[Alex P:] I asked my pastor
and he said pussy
so I said 'Rev, I'm a little confused...'
He placed his paw upon my friend
And he said 'Son, well I am too'

[Isaac Diligence:] I want a girl
to take her shoes off
at the foot of my bed
And slip on in up to her shoulders
just like the television said.

[Everybody now:] Uncle Stephen, Uncle Stephen
I want to love the one I love
Uncle Stephen, Uncle Stephen
I want to love the one I love